lebih dari 10 : check!

sandx

funny n true

abe:

gak ada yg gw pilih satupun alias geleng2......
bukan pa2....soalnye gw kagak ngerti bhsa linggiiisss....hihiihihihihihh

vendi74

Ga ada yg nyantol

ch1m0x

You can sing “I Will Survive” out loud!
And you have more than 3 shirts in pink
You have thong
Bangkok is your favorite holiday destination

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wuakakaka ... itu aja sih .. yang lainnya gak terlalu juga .. wuakaka

dan pertanyaannya banyak beneur ..

ardhee

cuma dua tuh 'ANTM sama ' I will survive;..lagian pertanyaannya banyak ammiitt....baca ampe 10 juga udah puyeeennggg

Onyx Bloxx

bd wrote:

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marwoto wrote:

Indikator Gay katanya..

kalau yang baca (cowok) mengangguk lebih dari 10 kali saat membaca indikator ini, maka.... selamat datang di "CONG WORLD" The Largest Community for The Queer...


Ini dia indikator-indikatornya:

You can sing “I Will Survive” out loud!
Hip hop class is not started yet, lo udah ngantri paling depan.
Sambil ngantri, you try to dance remembering last week moves
Your shirt is always 1 size smaller
And you have more than 3 shirts in pink
Lo miss matching dari atas sampai bawah, but not black / white / blue / grey matching, but colorful matching
Lo banci merek!
You have complete collection of Man’s Health, but your body is not going more muscle by day
You have thong
And G-string more than 3!
For you Babylon is not a city
And you know there are 2 Babylon, one in Bangkok, and in the QAF
You know the meaning of “t/b”
You go to gym 7 days a week, but not going leaner by day
[because] You spend 2 hours at sauna, but only 30 minutes on the treadmill
Someone you want to meet at Friendster is “a person”, “the person”, or you just say “the ideal match”
You cancel your date because you want to watch American Idol
And you watch American’s Next Top Model
Lo nonton Miss World, dan lo sibuk ngomentarin night gown tiap-tiap kontestan
You buy Cosmopolitan Men edition
And of course the Cosmopolitan!
Lo paling malas baca FHM, beli Playboy juga edisi pertama doang karena penasaran, lalu gak pernah beli lagi
You talk about heaven, but you are not religious
Sunday nite is your clubbing nite
By the time you get your position in busway, you start giving fashion score to everyone in the bus
You have your special corner at OhLaLa
And all OhLaLa waiters know your name
Guess Sale! Dan lo bolos kerja!
Mango Sale ! Lo sirik ngeliatin etalasenya!
For you, PS is not just the mall, but also underwear name
You have complete CD of Britney Spears
And Mariah Carey
And Madonna
Lo demen banget ama Rossa, KD, Titi DJ, Siti Nurhaliza, Melly
You love Karen Walker
But you are not really sure who Johnnie Walker is. Or what?
You love Friends
And also Sex and The City
Pretty Woman, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, You’ve Got Mail are amongst your favorite movies
Lo nonton Queer as Folks
Lo tau siapa aja artis yang lagi mau married bulan ini, siapa yang mau cerai, siapa yang ketahuan selingkuh
Nontonnya infotainment melulu sih!
Atau belinya Cek & Ricek!
Lo jalan ke mall pake tanktop/singlet, padahal lo bukan baru kelar gym
Bangkok is your favorite holiday destination
Lo pernah kepikiran liposuction
Dan udah nyoba suntik lemak
Lo udah punya jadwal rutin pake masker di rumah
Luluran juga rutin
Dan lo hafal semua merek dan produk kecantikan
Weekend, lo pasti udah bikin jadwal ke salon
Lo juga gak tahan ngeliat kaca, pasti berhenti ngeliatin rambut, baju masih rapi, ngebenerin celana
Your toiletries bag is as heavy as your shoe bag
You have one product for each body part
You dance hotter than the girl next to you
Lo histeris nonton konser Delon
Lo punya 2 HP, bawa dompet tebal, tapi gak pernah kepikiran pake tas pinggang
Lo suka nonton lomba renang
Dan gymnastic
Dan athletic, tapi sprint doang
Dan figure skating
Lo beli boneka buat ultah ponakan lo, tapi akhirnya lo simpan sendiri
Satu-satunya pemain sepak bola yang lo kenal cuma David Bekham
Dan lo benci sama Victoria Bekham
Foto-foto David Bekham lo save under folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak”
Folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak” isinya jpg doang!
Lo paling rajin ngebersihin “website history” di komputer kantor
There is manicure set in your gym bag
Lo ngebrowse oscar.com, tapi lo paling lama di “carpet gallery”
Lo paling malas harus pergi ke kawinan
Atau reuni SMA
Lo gak berani pake kaos ada bendera pelangi
Atau yang ada tulisan rainbow
You don’t go to gym, but you are in the guests list Final Be Our Cover Men’s Health
You don’t buy any whey protein, but you sit in the very front sear of Malam Final L-Men
Lo lagi di salon, di belakang lo dua banci salon lagi ngobrol, dan lo ngerti mereka ngomong apa!
Lo lebih demen mall ketimbang jalan outdoor
Kalo jalan di luar panas, pasti yang sok nutupin muka pake tangan
Women always addressing you as the most clean, decent man in the office
All the girls comes to you for an advice

berapa tuh?

waaooowww....welcome to CONG WORLD bd...ahahahahahhaha...

sandy_kam

bd wrote:

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marwoto wrote:

Indikator Gay katanya..

kalau yang baca (cowok) mengangguk lebih dari 10 kali saat membaca indikator ini, maka.... selamat datang di "CONG WORLD" The Largest Community for The Queer...


Ini dia indikator-indikatornya:

You can sing “I Will Survive” out loud!
Hip hop class is not started yet, lo udah ngantri paling depan.
Sambil ngantri, you try to dance remembering last week moves
Your shirt is always 1 size smaller
And you have more than 3 shirts in pink
Lo miss matching dari atas sampai bawah, but not black / white / blue / grey matching, but colorful matching
Lo banci merek!
You have complete collection of Man’s Health, but your body is not going more muscle by day
You have thong
And G-string more than 3!
For you Babylon is not a city
And you know there are 2 Babylon, one in Bangkok, and in the QAF
You know the meaning of “t/b”
You go to gym 7 days a week, but not going leaner by day
[because] You spend 2 hours at sauna, but only 30 minutes on the treadmill
Someone you want to meet at Friendster is “a person”, “the person”, or you just say “the ideal match”
You cancel your date because you want to watch American Idol
And you watch American’s Next Top Model
Lo nonton Miss World, dan lo sibuk ngomentarin night gown tiap-tiap kontestan
You buy Cosmopolitan Men edition
And of course the Cosmopolitan!
Lo paling malas baca FHM, beli Playboy juga edisi pertama doang karena penasaran, lalu gak pernah beli lagi
You talk about heaven, but you are not religious
Sunday nite is your clubbing nite
By the time you get your position in busway, you start giving fashion score to everyone in the bus
You have your special corner at OhLaLa
And all OhLaLa waiters know your name
Guess Sale! Dan lo bolos kerja!
Mango Sale ! Lo sirik ngeliatin etalasenya!
For you, PS is not just the mall, but also underwear name
You have complete CD of Britney Spears
And Mariah Carey
And Madonna
Lo demen banget ama Rossa, KD, Titi DJ, Siti Nurhaliza, Melly
You love Karen Walker
But you are not really sure who Johnnie Walker is. Or what?
You love Friends
And also Sex and The City
Pretty Woman, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, You’ve Got Mail are amongst your favorite movies
Lo nonton Queer as Folks
Lo tau siapa aja artis yang lagi mau married bulan ini, siapa yang mau cerai, siapa yang ketahuan selingkuh
Nontonnya infotainment melulu sih!
Atau belinya Cek & Ricek!
Lo jalan ke mall pake tanktop/singlet, padahal lo bukan baru kelar gym
Bangkok is your favorite holiday destination
Lo pernah kepikiran liposuction
Dan udah nyoba suntik lemak
Lo udah punya jadwal rutin pake masker di rumah
Luluran juga rutin
Dan lo hafal semua merek dan produk kecantikan
Weekend, lo pasti udah bikin jadwal ke salon
Lo juga gak tahan ngeliat kaca, pasti berhenti ngeliatin rambut, baju masih rapi, ngebenerin celana
Your toiletries bag is as heavy as your shoe bag
You have one product for each body part
You dance hotter than the girl next to you
Lo histeris nonton konser Delon
Lo punya 2 HP, bawa dompet tebal, tapi gak pernah kepikiran pake tas pinggang
Lo suka nonton lomba renang
Dan gymnastic
Dan athletic, tapi sprint doang
Dan figure skating
Lo beli boneka buat ultah ponakan lo, tapi akhirnya lo simpan sendiri
Satu-satunya pemain sepak bola yang lo kenal cuma David Bekham
Dan lo benci sama Victoria Bekham
Foto-foto David Bekham lo save under folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak”
Folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak” isinya jpg doang!
Lo paling rajin ngebersihin “website history” di komputer kantor
There is manicure set in your gym bag
Lo ngebrowse oscar.com, tapi lo paling lama di “carpet gallery”
Lo paling malas harus pergi ke kawinan
Atau reuni SMA
Lo gak berani pake kaos ada bendera pelangi
Atau yang ada tulisan rainbow
You don’t go to gym, but you are in the guests list Final Be Our Cover Men’s Health
You don’t buy any whey protein, but you sit in the very front sear of Malam Final L-Men
Lo lagi di salon, di belakang lo dua banci salon lagi ngobrol, dan lo ngerti mereka ngomong apa!
Lo lebih demen mall ketimbang jalan outdoor
Kalo jalan di luar panas, pasti yang sok nutupin muka pake tangan
Women always addressing you as the most clean, decent man in the office
All the girls comes to you for an advice

berapa tuh?

12...nggak jauh beda sama gwa kok (14 )...he3... :P

iuss

You know the meaning of “t/b”

Yang cocok cuma 1 aja..

whysoasian

raden_imo

Seru )

Btw mas @whysoasian B ato T?

whysoasian

hananta

cuma 2

Sicilienne

setelah baca ini kesannya: ain't no body got time fo dat!
itu cong ude ketinggalan jaman keleus, ga jauh dari selangkangan. cem bodoh aja :')

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