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marwoto

Indikator Gay katanya..

kalau yang baca (cowok) mengangguk lebih dari 10 kali saat membaca indikator ini, maka.... selamat datang di "CONG WORLD" The Largest Community for The Queer...


Ini dia indikator-indikatornya:

You can sing “I Will Survive” out loud!
Hip hop class is not started yet, lo udah ngantri paling depan.
Sambil ngantri, you try to dance remembering last week moves
Your shirt is always 1 size smaller
And you have more than 3 shirts in pink
Lo miss matching dari atas sampai bawah, but not black / white / blue / grey matching, but colorful matching
Lo banci merek!
You have complete collection of Man’s Health, but your body is not going more muscle by day
You have thong
And G-string more than 3!
For you Babylon is not a city
And you know there are 2 Babylon, one in Bangkok, and in the QAF
You know the meaning of “t/b”
You go to gym 7 days a week, but not going leaner by day
[because] You spend 2 hours at sauna, but only 30 minutes on the treadmill
Someone you want to meet at Friendster is “a person”, “the person”, or you just say “the ideal match”
You cancel your date because you want to watch American Idol
And you watch American’s Next Top Model
Lo nonton Miss World, dan lo sibuk ngomentarin night gown tiap-tiap kontestan
You buy Cosmopolitan Men edition
And of course the Cosmopolitan!
Lo paling malas baca FHM, beli Playboy juga edisi pertama doang karena penasaran, lalu gak pernah beli lagi
You talk about heaven, but you are not religious
Sunday nite is your clubbing nite
By the time you get your position in busway, you start giving fashion score to everyone in the bus
You have your special corner at OhLaLa
And all OhLaLa waiters know your name
Guess Sale! Dan lo bolos kerja!
Mango Sale ! Lo sirik ngeliatin etalasenya!
For you, PS is not just the mall, but also underwear name
You have complete CD of Britney Spears
And Mariah Carey
And Madonna
Lo demen banget ama Rossa, KD, Titi DJ, Siti Nurhaliza, Melly
You love Karen Walker
But you are not really sure who Johnnie Walker is. Or what?
You love Friends
And also Sex and The City
Pretty Woman, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, You’ve Got Mail are amongst your favorite movies
Lo nonton Queer as Folks
Lo tau siapa aja artis yang lagi mau married bulan ini, siapa yang mau cerai, siapa yang ketahuan selingkuh
Nontonnya infotainment melulu sih!
Atau belinya Cek & Ricek!
Lo jalan ke mall pake tanktop/singlet, padahal lo bukan baru kelar gym
Bangkok is your favorite holiday destination
Lo pernah kepikiran liposuction
Dan udah nyoba suntik lemak
Lo udah punya jadwal rutin pake masker di rumah
Luluran juga rutin
Dan lo hafal semua merek dan produk kecantikan
Weekend, lo pasti udah bikin jadwal ke salon
Lo juga gak tahan ngeliat kaca, pasti berhenti ngeliatin rambut, baju masih rapi, ngebenerin celana
Your toiletries bag is as heavy as your shoe bag
You have one product for each body part
You dance hotter than the girl next to you
Lo histeris nonton konser Delon
Lo punya 2 HP, bawa dompet tebal, tapi gak pernah kepikiran pake tas pinggang
Lo suka nonton lomba renang
Dan gymnastic
Dan athletic, tapi sprint doang
Dan figure skating
Lo beli boneka buat ultah ponakan lo, tapi akhirnya lo simpan sendiri
Satu-satunya pemain sepak bola yang lo kenal cuma David Bekham
Dan lo benci sama Victoria Bekham
Foto-foto David Bekham lo save under folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak”
Folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak” isinya jpg doang!
Lo paling rajin ngebersihin “website history” di komputer kantor
There is manicure set in your gym bag
Lo ngebrowse oscar.com, tapi lo paling lama di “carpet gallery”
Lo paling malas harus pergi ke kawinan
Atau reuni SMA
Lo gak berani pake kaos ada bendera pelangi
Atau yang ada tulisan rainbow
You don’t go to gym, but you are in the guests list Final Be Our Cover Men’s Health
You don’t buy any whey protein, but you sit in the very front sear of Malam Final L-Men
Lo lagi di salon, di belakang lo dua banci salon lagi ngobrol, dan lo ngerti mereka ngomong apa!
Lo lebih demen mall ketimbang jalan outdoor
Kalo jalan di luar panas, pasti yang sok nutupin muka pake tangan
Women always addressing you as the most clean, decent man in the office
All the girls comes to you for an advice

Matt

Ahahaha lucu., gw dapet 6 nih LOL

cavonzia

cuman 2 ..................

the@mind

alhamdulillah, ternyata gw bukan CONG... secara, gw geleng semua.....

WeiEn

ga sampe 10 tu brati bukan cong ya???
wkekeekekekek

pilatme

Gue iya cuma 1.... nonton America's next top model.

Itupun karena gue senang photo sessionnya

marshal

walahhhh
banyak bener questionnya....
no coment dahhh 'bout the result

XdaII

the@mind wrote:

alhamdulillah, ternyata gw bukan CONG... secara, gw geleng semua.....

Hihihihihi sorry numpang ketawa ajah yaaa

XdaII

beberapa point yang cocok:
1. Suka dengan lagu I'll survive
2.suka dengan madonna, mariah carey,melly G
3.gak berani pake T shirt yang berlogo pelangi, malah beli tshirt: O neill, OP, Spyderbilt, ripcurl...biar kelihatan cowo nya
4.koleksi celdal (THONG, G STRING,BOXER)

ApaAjaOk

None of the above

D_boyz

untungnya masi 6 doank...
hehehe

Nocturnal

Gw cumen 1, itu juga poin yang tau klo ada istilah "t/b"
Keknya smua cong tau kali yaq istilah "t/b"

Klo gitu gw ga qualify sbagai gay dong..!!??
Tidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak,,,,,!!!

RendeZ

Beuh 6....

= ga brani pk baju plangi ( gilaa ktawan bgt pk warna kebangsaan.... )
= ga suka ke kawinan...
= enakan jln d mall dr pd outdoor
= srink liad kaca ^^a
= love friends
= ma "t/b" g jg ga ngertiiii..... yg g tw Tante Bewok

dimasAvolution

marwoto wrote:

Indikator Gay katanya..

kalau yang baca (cowok) mengangguk lebih dari 10 kali saat membaca indikator ini, maka.... selamat datang di "CONG WORLD" The Largest Community for The Queer...


Ini dia indikator-indikatornya:

- Lo miss matching dari atas sampai bawah, but not black / white / blue / grey matching, but colorful matching
- You know the meaning of “t/b”
- And you watch American’s Next Top Model
- Lo nonton Miss World, dan lo sibuk ngomentarin night gown tiap-tiap kontestan
- Lo demen banget ama Rossa, KD, Titi DJ, Siti Nurhaliza, Melly
- You love Friends
- Lo punya 2 HP, bawa dompet tebal, tapi gak pernah kepikiran pake tas pinggang

Berarti gw bukan bagian dari CONG WORLD....

- Hampir semua MaHo ngerti apa itu T dan B
- Suka nonton ANTM bukan karena cewek2nya, tapi gw suka aja hasil fotonya
- Nonton Miss World karena gw suka ngeliatin gaunnya... Cantik2 dan bagus2 gaunnya
- Gw suka sama lagunya, bukan sama orangnya
- Pasti gw sayang sama temen2 gw
- Buat apa tas pinggang kalo gw pake tas selempang?

de Hati

gak ngerti ... asing semua buat gue ... CONG WORLD apaan sih LOL

raydric999

marwoto wrote:

Indikator Gay katanya..

kalau yang baca (cowok) mengangguk lebih dari 10 kali saat membaca indikator ini, maka.... selamat datang di "CONG WORLD" The Largest Community for The Queer...


Ini dia indikator-indikatornya:

You can sing “I Will Survive” out loud!
Hip hop class is not started yet, lo udah ngantri paling depan.
Sambil ngantri, you try to dance remembering last week moves
Your shirt is always 1 size smaller
And you have more than 3 shirts in pink
Lo miss matching dari atas sampai bawah, but not black / white / blue / grey matching, but colorful matching
Lo banci merek!
You have complete collection of Man’s Health, but your body is not going more muscle by day
You have thong
And G-string more than 3!
For you Babylon is not a city
And you know there are 2 Babylon, one in Bangkok, and in the QAF
You know the meaning of “t/b” ->tinggi ma berat badan kan? LOLS
You go to gym 7 days a week, but not going leaner by day
[because] You spend 2 hours at sauna, but only 30 minutes on the treadmill
Someone you want to meet at Friendster is “a person”, “the person”, or you just say “the ideal match”
You cancel your date because you want to watch American Idol
And you watch American’s Next Top Model
Lo nonton Miss World, dan lo sibuk ngomentarin night gown tiap-tiap kontestan
You buy Cosmopolitan Men edition
And of course the Cosmopolitan!
Lo paling malas baca FHM, beli Playboy juga edisi pertama doang karena penasaran, lalu gak pernah beli lagi
You talk about heaven, but you are not religious
Sunday nite is your clubbing nite
By the time you get your position in busway, you start giving fashion score to everyone in the bus
You have your special corner at OhLaLa
And all OhLaLa waiters know your name
Guess Sale! Dan lo bolos kerja!
Mango Sale ! Lo sirik ngeliatin etalasenya!
For you, PS is not just the mall, but also underwear name
You have complete CD of Britney Spears
And Mariah Carey
And Madonna
Lo demen banget ama Rossa, KD, Titi DJ, Siti Nurhaliza, Melly
You love Karen Walker
But you are not really sure who Johnnie Walker is. Or what?
You love Friends
And also Sex and The City
Pretty Woman, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, You’ve Got Mail are amongst your favorite movies
Lo nonton Queer as Folks
Lo tau siapa aja artis yang lagi mau married bulan ini, siapa yang mau cerai, siapa yang ketahuan selingkuh
Nontonnya infotainment melulu sih!
Atau belinya Cek & Ricek!
Lo jalan ke mall pake tanktop/singlet, padahal lo bukan baru kelar gym
Bangkok is your favorite holiday destination
Lo pernah kepikiran liposuction
Dan udah nyoba suntik lemak
Lo udah punya jadwal rutin pake masker di rumah
Luluran juga rutin
Dan lo hafal semua merek dan produk kecantikan
Weekend, lo pasti udah bikin jadwal ke salon
Lo juga gak tahan ngeliat kaca, pasti berhenti ngeliatin rambut, baju masih rapi, ngebenerin celana
Your toiletries bag is as heavy as your shoe bag
You have one product for each body part
You dance hotter than the girl next to you
Lo histeris nonton konser Delon
Lo punya 2 HP, bawa dompet tebal, tapi gak pernah kepikiran pake tas pinggang
Lo suka nonton lomba renang
Dan gymnastic
Dan athletic, tapi sprint doang
Dan figure skating
Lo beli boneka buat ultah ponakan lo, tapi akhirnya lo simpan sendiri
Satu-satunya pemain sepak bola yang lo kenal cuma David Bekham
Dan lo benci sama Victoria Bekham
Foto-foto David Bekham lo save under folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak”
Folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak” isinya jpg doang!
Lo paling rajin ngebersihin “website history” di komputer kantor
There is manicure set in your gym bag
Lo ngebrowse oscar.com, tapi lo paling lama di “carpet gallery”
Lo paling malas harus pergi ke kawinan
Atau reuni SMA
Lo gak berani pake kaos ada bendera pelangi
Atau yang ada tulisan rainbow
You don’t go to gym, but you are in the guests list Final Be Our Cover Men’s Health
You don’t buy any whey protein, but you sit in the very front sear of Malam Final L-Men
Lo lagi di salon, di belakang lo dua banci salon lagi ngobrol, dan lo ngerti mereka ngomong apa!
Lo lebih demen mall ketimbang jalan outdoor
Kalo jalan di luar panas, pasti yang sok nutupin muka pake tangan
Women always addressing you as the most clean, decent man in the office
All the girls comes to you for an advice

wah... gw masuk ga ya?