mohon kerja-samanya dan tanggapannya (NO JUNK!!)^^

CONQIY

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jiddenborg

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with love,

G.P.

iuss

ciri2 PLU ^_^

# You can sing “I Will Survive” out loud!
Ga tau itu yang mana lagunya

# Hip hop class is not started yet, lo udah ngantri paling depan.
Apa2an itu.. aku ga suka

# Sambil ngantri, you try to dance remembering last week moves
Ga bakalan aku melakukan seperti itu.

# Your shirt is always 1 size smaller
Yang pas dengan tubuh itu yabg paling nyaman lah..

# And you have more than 3 shirts in pink
Ngarang banget deh, aku punya satu, itu pun hasil beli di pasar loak. awul2 sih lebih tepatnya, dan sekarang ga tau deh dimana rimbanya.

# Lo miss matching dari atas sampai bawah, but not black / white / blue / grey matching, but colorful matching
Ribet amat sampai segitunya..

# Lo banci merek!
Beli barang bermerk?? man emam duiteeee..

# You have complete collection of Man’s Health, but your body is not going more muscle by day
Tak punya barang2 seperti ituh

# You have thong
Tak ada

# And G-string more than 3!
Satu pun aku tak punya

# For you Babylon is not a city
Itu bukan menara yak? Yang d Kitab Suci itu kan?

# And you know there are 2 Babylon, one in Bangkok, and in the QAF
Ga ngerti sama yang kammu maksud

# You know the meaning of “t/b”
Ya lah..

# You go to gym 7 days a week, but not going leaner by day
Belum pernah sekalipun masuk ke gym malahan..

# [because] You spend 2 hours at sauna, but only 30 minutes on the treadmill
Akuu belum.pernah masuk ke saunaaaaa.... Ga pengen juga sih.. mendingan jalan2 outdoor

# Someone you want to meet at Friendster is “a person”, “the person”, or you just say “the ideal match”
Emang masih jaman main friendster?

# You cancel your date because you want to watch American Idol
Alasan ga masuk akal, Ga suka acara begituan.

# And you watch American’s Next Top Model
Apalagi acara beginian, ambah ga suka aku. Kurang kerjaan banget nonton acara beginian. Mendingan liat anime

# Lo nonton Miss World, dan lo sibuk ngomentarin night gown tiap-tiap kontestan
Ngantuk nnton begituan, boro2 mau ngomentari, liat aja mata dah kriyip2

# You buy Cosmopolitan Men edition
Ga. Buang2 duit mass...

# And of course the Cosmopolitan!
Swkali tidak ya tidak.. ga usah ngeyel lahh..

# Lo paling malas baca FHM, beli Playboy juga edisi pertama doang karena penasaran, lalu gak pernah beli lagi
Dari awal emang dah males beli sih.. sayang duitnyaa

# You talk about heaven, but you are not religious
Aku ga seperi itu.

# Sunday nite is your clubbing nite
Mendingan ndekem di kamar. Kalau suasana hati lagi tak menentu ya mendingan jalan2 malam menyusuri jalanan di kota aja sih... Atau wisata kuliner.

# By the time you get your position in busway, you start giving fashion score to everyone in the bus
Idihh, mendingan cari brondong unyuk manis menggemaskan, kalau bisa dideketin deh. Kalau pas goyanh2 pura2 aja kesenggol atau apa gitu.. yag penting bisa gesek2an.

# You have your special corner at OhLaLa
No

# And all OhLaLa waiters know your name
Sesungguhnya.. aku ga tau apa itu OhLaLa

# Guess Sale! Dan lo bolos kerja!
Aku alkau ga kerja ga dapet duit.. ya kali mau buang duit malah bolos kerja. Mbok yo mikirrrrr..

# Mango Sale! Lo sirik ngeliatin etalasenya!
Tidak seperti itu

# For you, PS is not just the mall, but also underwear name
PS itu apa?

# You have complete CD of Britney Spears
Ga

# And Mariah Carey
Ga punyaaa

# And Madonna
Sama sajaaa. Aku ga Punyaaaaam

# Lo demen banget ama Rossa, KD, Titi DJ, Siti Nurhaliza, Melly
Ga. Kalau Ruth Sahayana masih boleh lahh

# You love Karen Walker
Ga tau itu siapa, penyanyi?

# But you are not really sure who Johnnie Walker is. Or what?
Tak tau juga yang ini.

# You love Friends
Aku sangay menyukai teman2ku

# And also Sex and The City
ga pernah nonton
# Pretty Woman, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, You’ve Got Mail are amongst your favorite movies
Pretty Woman pernah nonton sekali, dan itu biasanya aja..
Lainnya belum pernah dan ga kepengen nonton juga.

# Lo nonton Queer as Folks
Ga minat

# Lo tau siapa aja artis yang lagi mau married bulan ini, siapa yang mau cerai, siapa yang ketahuan selingkuh
Liat tv aja juarang banget.. boro2 tau begituan, nama artis aja yang aku kenali cuma dikit amat

# Nontonnya infotainment melulu sih!
Mana adaa.. ngarang banget kalu yang ini.

# Atau belinya Cek & Ricek!
Tidak

# Lo jalan ke mall pake tanktop/singlet, padahal lo bukan baru kelar gym
Aku tak pede pakai tank top

# Bangkok is your favorite holiday destination
Bukan. Sama sekali bahkan ta terpikirakn untuk liburan kesana

# Lo pernah kepikiran liposuction
Ga

# Dan udah nyoba suntik lemak
Tidak juga. Aku sudah merasa baik dengan kondisi seperti ini

# Lo udah punya jadwal rutin pake masker di rumah
Jujur ya, sekalipun aku belum penrah maskeran lhoo..

# Luluran juga rutin
Permah sekali pakai sih.. punya mbak.. penasaran rasanya kek apa.

# Dan lo hafal semua merek dan produk kecantikan
Aku taunya sabun cuci muka tang aku pakai tiap hari.

# Weekend, lo pasti udah bikin jadwal ke salon
Week end aku kerjaaaa

# Lo juga gak tahan ngeliat kaca, pasti berhenti ngeliatin rambut, baju masih rapi, ngebenerin celana
Ngaca paling 10 detik pas sambil sisiran aja sih

# Your toiletries bag is as heavy as your shoe bag
Sama sekali enggak

# You have one product for each body part
Ga. Ribet sekali pakai begituan.

# You dance hotter than the girl next to you
Aku ga suka begituan, dan ga mahir juga melakukan seperti itu

# Lo histeris nonton konser Delon
Kenapa histeris? Paling cuma diem aja.. sepertinya membosankan

# Lo punya 2 HP, bawa dompet tebal, tapi gak pernah kepikiran pake tas pinggang
Aku selalu pakai tas pinggang,

# Lo suka nonton lomba renang
Enggak

# Dan gymnastic
Enggak juga. Bosenn liat yang begituan

# Dan athletic, tapi sprint doang
Enggakkkk

# Dan figure skating
Sama juga.. Enggak suka.

# Lo beli boneka buat ultah ponakan lo, tapi akhirnya lo simpan sendiri
Seumur hidup, setidaknya untuk sampai saat ini, aku beli boneka itu baru dua kali lho. Jaman SD aku beli.boneka di jatijajar. Boneka anjing kecil yang tak kasihkan ke ponakan. Terus dua tahun yang lalu buat temen sini.

# Satu-satunya pemain sepak bola yang lo kenal cuma David Bekham
Ada sepuluh lebih lah yang aku ketahui

# Dan lo benci sama Victoria Bekham
benci? Ga ada alasan untuk membencinya. Dia malahan wanita yang hebat deh..

# Foto-foto David Bekham lo save under folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak”
kurang kerjaan banget nyimlen bwgituan

# Folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak” isinya jpg doang!
tidakkk

# Lo paling rajin ngebersihin “website history” di komputer kantor
kalau yang ini iya.

# There is manicure set in your gym bag
emang aku cowok apaan pakai begituan.. kurang kerjaan banget

# Lo ngebrowse oscar.com, tapi lo paling lama di “carpet gallery”
ga pernah sekalipun aku mengunjungi sits itu..

# Lo paling malas harus pergi ke kawinan
biasa aja

# Atau reuni SMA
aku suka kok kumpul kumpul bersama kawan lama

# Lo gak berani pake kaos ada bendera pelangi
berani, dan bisa dibuktikan

# Atau yang ada tulisan rainbow
sama aja berani. Sini kalau ga percaya...

# You don’t go to gym, but you are in the guests list Final Be Our Cover Men’s Health
ga, aku ga seperti itu.

# You don’t buy any whey protein, but you sit in the very front sear of Malam Final L-Men
buang buang duit aja beli begituan..

# Lo lagi di salon, di belakang lo dua banci salon lagi ngobrol, dan lo ngerti mereka ngomong apa!
ya lah mengerti, wong mereka menggunakan bahasa yang aku mwngerti, bahasa indonesia yang baku atau bahasa jawa.

# Lo lebih demen mall ketimbang jalan outdoor
Seratus persen SALAH. Aku jauhhhh lebih suka jalan outdoor.. main outdooran lebih seru lho.

# Kalo jalan di luar panas, pasti yang sok nutupin muka pake tangan
Sudah terbiasa dengan panas matahari, terlatih sejak kecil soalnya.

# Women always addressing you as the most clean, decent man in the office

Ga


Ciri ciri yang amu sebutkan swmbilan puluh delapan tak ada pada diriku, berarti aku bukan Gay yak?

jeje00

anacronox wrote: »

ciri2 PLU ^_^

# You can sing “I Will Survive” out loud!

omg yaaaas

# Hip hop class is not started yet, lo udah ngantri paling depan.

omg aku kan denser masakini, ygtd

# Sambil ngantri, you try to dance remembering last week moves

iya dawng, move move move. Aye!!

# Your shirt is always 1 size smaller

hmmm bener vingit viar lekuk tubuhku terliat

# And you have more than 3 shirts in pink

emmm more 30. Lol

# Lo miss matching dari atas sampai bawah, but not black / white / blue / grey matching, but colorful matching

yellow is life!!

# Lo banci merek!

eimb

# You have complete collection of Man’s Health, but your body is not going more muscle by day

umg x_x my one pack

# You have thong

uuuuuuf

# And G-string more than 3!

30.lol

# For you Babylon is not a city

yep

# And you know there are 2 Babylon, one in Bangkok, and in the QAF

oh my knowledge

# You know the meaning of “t/b”

wut is dat.lel

# You go to gym 7 days a week, but not going leaner by day

hey. I am xD

# [because] You spend 2 hours at sauna, but only 30 minutes on the treadmill

your mouth!!

# Someone you want to meet at Friendster is “a person”, “the person”, or you just say “the ideal match”

rrrrr

# You cancel your date because you want to watch American Idol

emmmm not at all

# And you watch American’s Next Top Model

shut up!!

# Lo nonton Miss World, dan lo sibuk ngomentarin night gown tiap-tiap kontestan

jajaja

# You buy Cosmopolitan Men edition

hahaha this!!

# And of course the Cosmopolitan!

ffffffu

# Lo paling malas baca FHM, beli Playboy juga edisi pertama doang karena penasaran, lalu gak pernah beli lagi

vener vingit apalah itu

# You talk about heaven, but you are not religious

halelujah

# Sunday nite is your clubbing nite

no!!! Monday is a life one!!!!

# By the time you get your position in busway, you start giving fashion score to everyone in the bus

oh my attitude

# You have your special corner at OhLaLa

jajaja

# And all OhLaLa waiters know your name

shut up!!

# Guess Sale! Dan lo bolos kerja!

i love Wednesday!!

# Mango Sale! Lo sirik ngeliatin etalasenya!

yap

# For you, PS is not just the mall, but also underwear name

HAHAHAHAHA

# You have complete CD of Britney Spears

SHUT UP!!

# And Mariah Carey

DAMN

# And Madonna

KILL ME!!!!!

# Lo demen banget ama Rossa, KD, Titi DJ, Siti Nurhaliza, Melly

AGNEZMO FTW!!

# You love Karen Walker

Yeah

# But you are not really sure who Johnnie Walker is. Or what?

umg whu is that

# You love Friends

fuck  x)

# And also Sex and The City

ahahaha

# Pretty Woman, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, You’ve Got Mail are amongst your favorite movies

ea

# Lo nonton Queer as Folks

yes queer x))

# Lo tau siapa aja artis yang lagi mau married bulan ini, siapa yang mau cerai, siapa yang ketahuan selingkuh

eimb

# Nontonnya infotainment melulu sih!

uh bitch

# Atau belinya Cek & Ricek!

emberan cong

# Lo jalan ke mall pake tanktop/singlet, padahal lo bukan baru kelar gym

xD

# Bangkok is your favorite holiday destination

songkran!!

# Lo pernah kepikiran liposuction

yha

# Dan udah nyoba suntik lemak

x)) ben nga glambir cuy

# Lo udah punya jadwal rutin pake masker di rumah

rabu. Emmmmm beras kencur

# Luluran juga rutin

emberan cong

# Dan lo hafal semua merek dan produk kecantikan

natasha is smooooooth

# Weekend, lo pasti udah bikin jadwal ke salon

yawlo

# Lo juga gak tahan ngeliat kaca, pasti berhenti ngeliatin rambut, baju masih rapi, ngebenerin celana

ahahaha

# Your toiletries bag is as heavy as your shoe bag

masasi?

# You have one product for each body part

heleh lebih klo buat mukak

# You dance hotter than the girl next to you

whos dat gurl!!

# Lo histeris nonton konser Delon

aaaaak ko delon matak sipit

# Lo punya 2 HP, bawa dompet tebal, tapi gak pernah kepikiran pake tas pinggang

biar keliat ajasi

# Lo suka nonton lomba renang

uuuuugh

# Dan gymnastic

uh damn

# Dan athletic, tapi sprint doang

het x))

# Dan figure skating

uuffff

# Lo beli boneka buat ultah ponakan lo, tapi akhirnya lo simpan sendiri

HAHAHAHA my bona xD

# Satu-satunya pemain sepak bola yang lo kenal cuma David Bekham

daddy :love:

# Dan lo benci sama Victoria Bekham

sure

# Foto-foto David Bekham lo save under folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak”

ahahaha

# Folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak” isinya jpg doang!

mp4 ada 6 xp

# Lo paling rajin ngebersihin “website history” di komputer kantor

dah da ignocitotototo itula sekarang xP

# There is manicure set in your gym bag

hajajaja

# Lo ngebrowse oscar.com, tapi lo paling lama di “carpet gallery”

hahahaha

# Lo paling malas harus pergi ke kawinan

apa itu

# Atau reuni SMA

hah? Sma

# Lo gak berani pake kaos ada bendera pelangi

iya banget!!

# Atau yang ada tulisan rainbow

hiiiiiis

# You don’t go to gym, but you are in the guests list Final Be Our Cover Men’s Health

HAHAHAHA

# You don’t buy any whey protein, but you sit in the very front sear of Malam Final L-Men

that bulge!!

# Lo lagi di salon, di belakang lo dua banci salon lagi ngobrol, dan lo ngerti mereka ngomong apa!

emberan

# Lo lebih demen mall ketimbang jalan outdoor

iyawla

# Kalo jalan di luar panas, pasti yang sok nutupin muka pake tangan

yha

# Women always addressing you as the most clean, decent man in the office

whos tellin you!!

Betmen

Akuh?

Suka bola?

Ahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha upszzzzz

star_lord616

Betmen wrote: »

Akuh?

Suka bola?

Ahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha upszzzzz

Kirain iklan, hah Cuman pk shampoo kok :v

elmhooo

Ikutan ahhh

ciri2 PLU ^_^

# You can sing “I Will Survive” out loud!
I can

# Hip hop class is not started yet, lo udah ngantri paling depan.
Ga suka hip hop

# Sambil ngantri, you try to dance remembering last week moves
kalo ngatri gw diem aja sambil nyari2 yang ganteng

# Your shirt is always 1 size smaller
more of 1 size bigger

# And you have more than 3 shirts in pink
only one, a gift

# Lo miss matching dari atas sampai bawah, but not black / white / blue / grey matching, but colorful matching
no, i'm more into black and blue

# Lo banci merek!
if i have the money

# You have complete collection of Man’s Health, but your body is not going more muscle by day
no, i don't like it

# You have thong
nope

# And G-string more than 3!
nope

# For you Babylon is not a city
for me it's a city and a dictionary

# And you know there are 2 Babylon, one in Bangkok, and in the QAF
never heard of that

# You know the meaning of “t/b”
i do, and surprisingly so does a female doctor in a puskesmas nearby

# You go to gym 7 days a week, but not going leaner by day
true for not getting leaner, but not 7 days a week, lol

# [because] You spend 2 hours at sauna, but only 30 minutes on the treadmill
15 minutes is a max for me

# Someone you want to meet at Friendster is “a person”, “the person”, or you just say “the ideal match”
true, but not friendster. Avoiding mentioning gender pronoun is exhausting sometimes

# You cancel your date because you want to watch American Idol
not into AI

# And you watch American’s Next Top Model
nope

# Lo nonton Miss World, dan lo sibuk ngomentarin night gown tiap-tiap kontestan
hate the show

# You buy Cosmopolitan Men edition
nope

# And of course the Cosmopolitan!
nope

# Lo paling malas baca FHM, beli Playboy juga edisi pertama doang karena penasaran, lalu gak pernah beli lagi
nope, not into magazine at all

# You talk about heaven, but you are not religious
i'm avoiding heaven talk

# Sunday nite is your clubbing nite
no, why?

# By the time you get your position in busway, you start giving fashion score to everyone in the bus
i like watching the door guard doing their duty, lol

# You have your special corner at OhLaLa
nope, what is ohlala?

# And all OhLaLa waiters know your name
again, what is it?

# Guess Sale! Dan lo bolos kerja!
not into guess

# Mango Sale! Lo sirik ngeliatin etalasenya!
what is mango sale?

# For you, PS is not just the mall, but also underwear name
what? there's a mall and underwear named PS? It's PlayStation for me

# You have complete CD of Britney Spears
i like some of her song but not all

# And Mariah Carey
no

# And Madonna
no

# Lo demen banget ama Rossa, KD, Titi DJ, Siti Nurhaliza, Melly
Suka sih, tapi ga "banget"

# You love Karen Walker
dont know her

# But you are not really sure who Johnnie Walker is. Or what?
yup

# You love Friends
the best series ever!!!!

# And also Sex and The City
not really

# Pretty Woman, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, You’ve Got Mail are amongst your favorite movies
nope

# Lo nonton Queer as Folks
nonton, tapi ga terlalu suka

# Lo tau siapa aja artis yang lagi mau married bulan ini, siapa yang mau cerai, siapa yang ketahuan selingkuh
ga banget

# Nontonnya infotainment melulu sih!
ga banget

# Atau belinya Cek & Ricek!
ga banget

# Lo jalan ke mall pake tanktop/singlet, padahal lo bukan baru kelar gym
ga banget

# Bangkok is your favorite holiday destination
i like the people but hate the weather, so no, not a fave

# Lo pernah kepikiran liposuction
eww, no

# Dan udah nyoba suntik lemak
tidak

# Lo udah punya jadwal rutin pake masker di rumah
ngapain pake masker di rumah? kalo keluar rumah kadang pake

# Luluran juga rutin
ga suka

# Dan lo hafal semua merek dan produk kecantikan
ga hafal

# Weekend, lo pasti udah bikin jadwal ke salon
ga suka ke salon

# Lo juga gak tahan ngeliat kaca, pasti berhenti ngeliatin rambut, baju masih rapi, ngebenerin celana
jarang banget ngaca

# Your toiletries bag is as heavy as your shoe bag
i don't have one

# You have one product for each body part
nope

# You dance hotter than the girl next to you
i don't dance

# Lo histeris nonton konser Delon
ga suka delon

# Lo punya 2 HP, bawa dompet tebal, tapi gak pernah kepikiran pake tas pinggang
iya, ga suka tas pinggang

# Lo suka nonton lomba renang
ga suka nonton, sukanya ikut renang

# Dan gymnastic
ga suka

# Dan athletic, tapi sprint doang
ga

# Dan figure skating
ga

# Lo beli boneka buat ultah ponakan lo, tapi akhirnya lo simpan sendiri
ga terlalu suka boneka, paling kalo ada buat bantal

# Satu-satunya pemain sepak bola yang lo kenal cuma David Bekham
ga

# Dan lo benci sama Victoria Bekham
ga

# Foto-foto David Bekham lo save under folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak”
ga suka dia

# Folder “jurnal akuntansi dan pajak” isinya jpg doang!
jaman sekarang onlen lah bro, ga perlu folder persembunyian

# Lo paling rajin ngebersihin “website history” di komputer kantor
incognito browsing lah

# There is manicure set in your gym bag
nope

# Lo ngebrowse oscar.com, tapi lo paling lama di “carpet gallery”
ga tahu ada situs itu

# Lo paling malas harus pergi ke kawinan
malah sukaaaa

# Atau reuni SMA
kalo reuni sih males

# Lo gak berani pake kaos ada bendera pelangi
ga juga

# Atau yang ada tulisan rainbow
ga juga

# You don’t go to gym, but you are in the guests list Final Be Our Cover Men’s Health
nope

# You don’t buy any whey protein, but you sit in the very front sear of Malam Final L-Men
nope, not into that thing

# Lo lagi di salon, di belakang lo dua banci salon lagi ngobrol, dan lo ngerti mereka ngomong apa!
bisa jadi

# Lo lebih demen mall ketimbang jalan outdoor
bisa jadi

# Kalo jalan di luar panas, pasti yang sok nutupin muka pake tangan
kalo panas banget iya

# Women always addressing you as the most clean, decent man in the office
nope, biasa aja

Adrian69

Gw bisa ngerti each and every item dari "Gay Prediction List" - nya TS wkwkwkwk dan itu ngebuktiin bahwa TS ngegabungin 3 hal di sini:

- Gay assessment di Indo (pake L-Men, Delon, Cafe OhLaLa dll)

- Gay assessment di Singapore (pake Babylon Bangkok, istilah PLU, Sale di Guess dan Mango, etc)

- Gay assessment di US (pake Karen Walker dari Will & Grace, Cosmopolitan Men, Johnny Walker etc)

Yah beurat atuh kalo mau dapet score 100%