Ini cuma mau berbagi cerita! Dua tahun yang lalu seseorang menuliskan kriteria pria idamannya pada sebuah situs "Cari jodoh". Jawaban saya adalah yang diketik italics.
- you're healthy, white skin, moustached, sharp well-formed nose
(I’m a diabetic and hidungku agak pesek)
-your weight is about 75-85 kgs, but your belly isn't bigger than your chest
( I’m trying to have a flat stomach, but I’m too lazy to do the exercise)
-you have calming heavy voice and don't hiss when saying 's' contained words
(they said my voice is “fatherly”)
-you have shaver & need to use it at least every 3 days
(usually it is every other day)
-your hairstyle definitely for men
(does crew cut applicable?)
-you know who is john malkovich, goldberg, umar juoro, hamdan zulva, dale carnegie, arthur conan doyle, jules verne, jeremy tety or shanta curanggana
(I know all of them except malkovich! I have even read Dale Carnegie’s “How to win friends and influence people” in high school!)
-you laugh loudly watching mr. bean, The Nanny, Pink Panther, God Must Be Crazy or Legislative Meeting
(legislative meeting is my favorite sit-coms)
-you can speak at least one foreign language
(well, I have forgotten my Japanese, but I’m trying to improve my Dutch)
-you usually come at least 5 minutes before the appointment
(sometimes I come 15 minutes earlier)
-you'll say 'What can I do for you' instead of 'I need help'
(well, it depends! Sometimes an independent guy like me needs some help too! But it is always a pleasure to be able to do something for others)
-you buy books, food or little gift to your friends
(I love to buy chocolates for my boyfriends)
-you always have small changes for beggar, street singer or charity boxes
(how do you know?)
-you accept word 'NO'
(Certainly I would prefer “YES”, but you can’t win them all, can you?)
The moral of the story is "NOBODY'S PERFECT". Jadi kalo mau cari BF, prasyaratnya nggak usah muluk2 deh!!
Anis Sukadit 8)
Comments
Kalau cowok Asia tuh yg ok co Korea. Why:
1.Banyak yg ganteng
2.Rata-rata body-nya ok
But, banyak str8-nya and keras pendiriannya. 8)
Jaka sembung bawa balon! Nggak nyambung .'on! :P
:? :oops: :roll:
yg penting cowok :P
en jangan jelek2 amat.. biasa aja lah... en care...
that's all:)
Kalo gw seh..nyang namanya co idaman menurut versi gw, pasti gak bakalan ada....susah nyarinya...
1. Usia 22-24 tahun (sudah cukup dewasa)
2. Rambut cepak/pendek dan tidak berkumis (repot kalau kissing soalnya aku juga berkumis, ntar nyangkut)
3. Berwawasan luas, tahu siapa Paul Wolfowitz, Ritchie Blackmore, Tom Clancy, Kusnanto Anggoro, Bayu Sutiono, BG Lee, Dita Indahsari, Rico Marbun dan Clint Eastwood (jadi ngobrolnya nyambung)
4. Speaks English fluently(supaya kalau diajak ke diplomatic functions nggak malu-maluin)
5. Sekuler-hedonis (nggak nolak minum khamar ketika diajak ngedugem)
6. Punya ilmu bela diri/martial arts (bisa merangkap sebagai walpri)
7. Berjiwa sosial (mau menyantuni anak yatim, anak jalanan, kaum dhuafa)
8. Nggak ada pantangan makanan (aku suka tongseng kambing, lasagna, sashimi, petai, tinutuan, sup konro, tiramisu, calamari dan kukis koyabu!)
9. Senang musik (Top 40, Progressive Rock, Fusion, Heavy Metal, Latin)
10. Berhati lembut, santun dan rasional (supaya bisa ngimbangin aku yang keras, kasar dan emosional)
Kayaknya terlalu muluk ya? Makanya nggak pernah dapet! Cowok yang sekarang aku demmenin hanya memenuhi kriteria 1 sampai 7. Dia vegetarian, nggak senang musik dan sama2 keras, kasar dan emosional seperti aku! Well, 7 out of 10 is actually not bad, tapi yang lebih parah adalah dia STRAIGHT!. :P
Anis Sukadit 8)
Anis Sukadit 8)
Anis Sukadit 8)